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OK, I can’t stop with just one of these…we had too much fun to not share.
Someone was definitely taking notes…
You’ve been waiting his whole life to use “Porker” haven’t you?
No…Parker has an uncle who has called him “Porker” (and Pecker..sigh) since he was in utero. 
My poor little family blog.
Gasp! Deeply offended loyal reader here!
loyal reader here too!
Egads!! My following is DOUBLE what I thought! 
I’m always reading too
You’ve been waiting his whole life to use “Porker” haven’t you?
No…Parker has an uncle who has called him “Porker” (and Pecker..sigh) since he was in utero.