I heard Parker wake up from his nap awhile ago. Usually, I can expect him to immediately burst down stairs and begin his post-nap assault of demands and chatter, but today, I heard him shuffling around upstairs for a good 20 minutes. Definitely not a good sign.
Just as I decided to investigate, he emerged at the top of the stairs. His flushed face and wide eyes spoke volumes. Oh, and the lack of pants and underwear.
“Mom. Hey Mom. Um…Mom? I love you. I think, um, I think..you know, kinda like, I was sleeping in the white bed, and my short pants got a tiny bit of wet, you know…. I took them off and put on the Diego underwear.”
“Parker, did you tee-tee in your bed?”
“No Mom. No, I didn’t.”
“Well why were your pants wet? Why did you take them off?”
“Mom, it’s OK. It was just nap sweat.”
Seriously, I dare you to try and maintain Angry Mom face when your kid busts out with a gem like that.
Well, “nap sweat” could happen to anyone. I think you should just believe him…and send him off to Granbob’s house! He IS the most clever child that I have EVER known…even including his Mom who was pretty darn clever herself!
I love you!
Dude, you are SO lucky he still naps. I’d wash pee-soaked sheets every day if Matteo would nap!