I’m going to have to apologize in advance. Once this issue of Expectant Mother’s Guide to Houston hits the newsstands, I’m going to be so busy signing autographs and showing up for personal appearances that I might not have time for much else. What? What do you mean you’ve never heard of Expectant Mother’s Guide…
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Category Archives: UncategorizedI just SOLD my ticket to tomorrow night’s New Kids on the Block concert. Utter blaspheme. I could spend the evening with Danny, Donnie, Jordan, Joey, and Jon…but I choose Matt. So Matt calls me in the middle of the day today. There I was, driving along with Rebecca-Linh, on my way to pick up P-Bo from school, when I hear Matt’s hushed-because-I’m-at-work voice breathe huskily through the phone: “I got a boner.” Needless to say, I snapped to full attention. “Uhhhh…come again?” There was a… |