Parker had his birthday party today and the 1,000,000 presents have been thrown up all over my living room. (bonus points if you can find Bailey)
Our water heater sprang a leak and vomited water all over our hardwood floors.
My suitcase refuses to unpack itself and has puked its contents all over the bedroom.
Overwhelmed, overwhelmed, overwhelmed. The mess in my house right now is simply nauseating. So where do I get to toss my cookies?
Wish we would of been there today!
ha ha.
i am suuuuure he was grateful for every.single.one. right?? 
goooooood luck friend. (with the house)